The following is so absurd it leaves me speechless. And it leaves this post title-less.

Please keep in mind that we are not heathens. However David and I may be going to hell.

The kids had their first swim meet last Thursday night. It was held at the Y.

“What does ‘Y’ stand for?” asked Henry.

“It’s short for ‘YMCA’,” I answered, “which stands for Young Mens Christian Association.

“What’s Christian?” asked Henry.

Flabbergasted, I looked at Henry and asked, “Henry. What’s a Christian? A person who believes in — ?”

…wait for it…

“Fairy Tales!” chimed in George.

If you can think of a great title for this post, do let me know. I’m off to pray.