I was thrilled to have an opportunity to guest blog for the Dallas Morning News Moms Blog this past week in anticipation of my book signing at Legacy Books in Plano and appearance on Good Morning Texas with the wonderful Amy Vanderoef!
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Attention all moms parenting young children: Remember, if you will, the last time you thought, “I am going to Lose. My. Mind.” And let me be clear: that thought hasn’t manifested in my world for a very long time.
At least 7 minutes.
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“George, what kind of cake would you like for your birthday this year?” I asked, since the big day is just 5 days away (and I would know, as he’s been counting down for the past 360). “Do you want a cake? Or cupcakes?”
“Or pie,” he clarified.
“You want a pie?”
“No, but that’s another idea.”
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Anyone who’s raised twin boys knows that when they are between the ages of 1 and 3, a period of silence lasting for more than 13 seconds (when you don’t KNOW they’re asleep…IN their cribs) is not a gift for which you should give thanks.
It’s a warning sign.
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A few weeks ago, I was in Target (alone, which means I was there for 6, maybe 7, hours), and I ventured into the book section. I thought it might be good to get Henry a book to read in the car, as we were planning to head out on vacation the following Saturday, and it typically takes Henry about 4.3 minutes to declare his imminent death from boredom.
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Have you ever been paged over an intercom? Did you watch Kids Incorporated? And what the heck are the lyrics in this Adam Ant song? Do help me.
