The Reality of the Hair Cut

Those who’ve read Rule 7 of You Cannot Be Serious won’t be surprised by the story I’m about to tell.

It’s been, like, 9 months since I last got my haircut, and it’s time. It’s past time, in fact.

Unfortunately, The Guru had nothing available but a noon slot today which, as all mothers know, is the most inopportune time to have to take 5 children anywhere, let alone a hair salon.

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Why Boys Need Moms

Here are 2 widely circulated photos the demonstrate the supposed reality that boys need moms. And 5 demonstrating that, even with a (mostly) fantastic mom, when raising boys some things are inevitable.

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More Screwing with Mr. Webster

I’ve mentioned before that we invent words in our house. I’ve been doing it since…well…forever. I invented the word “nervousing.” So the next time someone around you says it, and then asks, “Is that a word?”, you can confidently respond, “Yes, it is. Elizabeth said so.”

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My Mind is Blank

The following is so absurd it leaves me speechless. And it leaves this post title-less.

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Top 10 Lessons Learned from an Amazon Bestseller Campaign

It’s important to learn from one’s experiences. When embarking on an Amazon.com Bestseller Campaign, please avoid the following stumbling blocks. I’m a little bruised.

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